The Original Fanfic Script

The most original fanfic idea ever

"Once upon a Mobius, Sonic was lyke, running through a field."

Sonic: Yeah!
*bumps into chick, falls onto the ground, shakes his head*
Sonic: Huh?
*boobs*
Sonic: O.o;;;?
Pinky: Like, OMG HAAIIII SAWNIK!!
Sonic: Uh, hello?
Pinky: My name is PINKY DA HEDGEHOG!!
Sonic: Nice, to meet ya, but I gotta run!
Eggman: Not so fast, Hedgehog!
Sonic/Pinky: ??
Eggman: I am DOCTOR EGG-- *gets kicked by Pinky*--AAHHHH
Sonic: Um... what the hell?
Pinky: I saved your ASS Sonic.
Tails: What the crap? *gets his head shot*
Sonic: O_O
Death: I am DEATH the hedgehog!! I'm Shadow's long lost brother from the space colony ARK.
Sonic: Yeah, yeah... butI thought--
Death: I'M NOW, YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!
Sonic: What about Tails?
Death: FUCK TAILS! *kicks him*
Sonic: D:>
Pinky: And you're my lover, Sonic.
Sonic: But I'm not your--
Pinky: But I LOVE YOU.
Sonic: *sigh* ohh....
Sorass: My name is Sorass. I come from the planet Earth II.
Sonic: D:<?
Sorass: I have come destroy the chaos emeralds, to make ROCK CANDY.
Sonic:
Pinky: Here are your children Sonic!
Sonic: HOLY FUCKin *beep* *beep* beep* etc.
Pinky: >_< Shut up! These are your kids, Conis, Winky, and Cosby.
Sonic: *twitch* But how?
Pinky: Remember, Sonic, 6 months ago, when you had one too many... and--
Sonic: But I JUST MET YOU! I didn't even KNOW you you are until like, five minutes ago!
Pinky: Don't you love your children, Sonic?
Sonic: ...-._-.
Conis: But, dad, you're my father.
Sonic: ...
Winky: And I inherited your Sp33d.
Cosby: Well, you see...
Sonic: Hey, what the fuck happened to Sorass?
Sorass: I now have all the emeralds!!
Death: Sonic, we should team up, and kick his sorry ass!
Sonic: *sigh*
Winky: Go, dad!
Sonic: QUIT CALLING ME DAD!!!
Death: We should turn super.
Sonic: Um. He has all the emeralds.
Death: I DON'T NEED NO EMRULds. I can turn super by eating... a GRAHAM CRANKER! *bite* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sonic: Why does this remind me of a show about balls?
Cosby: WAHA, he said BALLS.
Death: I'm not done yet. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH almost there HHHHHHHHH! He-he! *punshes Sorass*
Sorass: Aahhhh.... *ding*
Death: *not super* Great job Sonic, we kicked his ass.
Sonic: *punches him*
Pinky: SONIC! WHat have you---*punch*
Cinos: OMG DAD!
Sonic: *with a flame thrower* *destroys his "kids"*
Sonic: I wanna go home. *runs off*
Eggman: *falls on Sonic* o_o